Category: Fun
Timmy's Tutor Goes to the Super Bowl
Link: http://www.timmystutor.com
Most of you know about our comic strip series http://www.timmystutor.com and our desire to share delightful stories about family and kids... well we have created a cartoon about the 2010 Super Bowl half time show. THE WHO.
Check it out on Timmy's Tutor and share it with your family and friends for Super Bowl Fun!
'TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING Author Unknown
'TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING
Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned--the dark meat and white,
but I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation,
the thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees.......
happy eating to all---pass the cranberries, please!
~~Author Unknown.~~
Timmy's Tutor and the Joy of Learning
Link: http://www.timmystutor.com/
I have launched a website called http://www.timmystutor.com/ and am thrilled to share it with everyone and anyone. Our goal is to share fun and happy learning situations to families and parents across the planet...
Our mission is to make our planet a better place and sharing our cartoons may help the people on our planet smile a little, laugh a little more and enjoy their day.
Share our comics with your friends and family. Share them with teachers and parents...
Let me know what you think about them....
Jest for Christmas by
Link: http://www.kyrene.k12.az.us/schools/brisas/sunda/poets/field.htm
Jest for Christmas by
Eugene Field
Father calls me William, sister calls me Will,
Mother calls me Willie, but the fellers call me Bill!
Mighty glad I ain’t a girl—ruther be a boy,
Without them sashes, curls, an’ things that’s worn by Fauntleroy!
Love to chawnk green apples an’ go swimmin’ in the lake—
Hate to take the castor-ile they give for bellyache!
‘Most all the time, the whole year round, there ain’t no flies on me,
But jest ‘fore Christmas I’m as good as I kin be!
Got a yeller dog named Sport, sick him on the cat;
First thing she knows she doesn’t know where she is at!
Got a clipper sled, an’ when us kids goes out to slide,
‘Long comes the grocery cart, an’ we all hook a ride!
But sometimes when the grocery man is worrited an’ cross,
He reaches at us with his whip, an’ larrups up his hoss,
An’ then I laff an’ holler, “Oh, ye never teched me!”
But jest ‘fore Christmas I’m as good as I kin be!
Gran’ma says she hopes that when I git to be a man,
I’ll be a missionarer like her oldest brother, Dan,
As was et up by the cannibuls that lives in Ceylon’s Isle,
Where every prospeck pleases, an’ only man is vile!
But gran’ma she has never been to see a Wild West show,
Nor read the Life of Daniel Boone, or else I guess she’d know
That Buff’lo Bill an’ cow-boys is good enough for me!
Excep’ jest ‘fore Christmas, when I’m good as I kin be!
And then old Sport he hangs around, so solemn-like an’ still,
His eyes they seem a-sayin’: “What’s the matter, little Bill?”
The old cat sneaks down off her perch an’ wonders what’s become
Of them two enemies of hern that used to make things hum!
But I am so perlite an’ ‘tend so earnestly to biz,
That mother says to father: “How improved our Willie is!”
But father, havin’ been a boy hisself, suspicions me
When, jest ‘fore Christmas, I’m as good as I kin be!
For Christmas, with its lots an’ lots of candies, cakes, an’ toys,
Was made, they say, for proper kids an’ not for naughty boys;
So wash yer face an’ bresh yer hair, an’ mind yer p’s and q’s,
An’ don’t bust out yer pantaloons, and don’t wear out yer shoes;
Say “Yessum” to the ladies, an’ “Yessur” to the men,
An’ when they’s company, don’t pass yer plate for pie again;
But, thinkin’ of the things yer’d like to see upon that tree,
Jest ‘fore Christmas be as good as yer kin be!
Albert Einstein Quotes to ponder...
Link: http://rescomp.stanford.edu/~cheshire/EinsteinQuotes.html
I am really interested in Albert Einstein.... found this on the internet and wanted to share this with my friends.
[Note: This list of Einstein quotes was being forwarded around the Internet in e-mail, so I decided to put it on my web page. I'm afraid I can't vouch for its authenticity, tell you where it came from, who compiled the list, who Kevin Harris is, or anything like that. Still, the quotes are interesting and enlightening.]
Collected Quotes from Albert Einstein
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
National Park Services
Link: http://www.nps.gov/
Think about our National Parks.....
The majestic beauty found at our National Parks is accompanied with rich history. Build your vacation travel around opportunity to become reacquainted with our National Parks.
Halloween Treats for School
Link: http://www.cookinonpatricklane.com/
Today my daughter that is in 5th grade delivered Halloween Treats to her teachers at school. My daughter is tall for her age and sometimes it is hard to just recall that she is only 10 years old. My oldest daughter just turned 17 so there is a pretty big age span between the two girls.


